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Chatbot Sample 2

2022 Chatbot Sample 2

This is a sample of a conversation with a basic Python based chatbot that uses the gpt-3.5-turbo API to play the role of a car salesman with some added amusement. It can be customized to fit any customer service role with training. In this example, it's given an inventory of regular cars you'd find at a dealership, with matching prices and info on discounts, beyond this, it's able to find any additional information that it needs off its training data, in the case of information being readily searchable online. It was also fed 4 fictional inventory that have custom information, in the case of selling niche products that it can't find information online about, however in this case, a detailed description of any information that it should know how to answer must be provided, no special format required.

Available stock:

Honda Civic

Ford Mustang

Toyota Corolla

Chevrolet Camaro

Nissan Altima

Honda Accord

Ford Focus

Toyota Prius

Chevrolet Impala

Nissan Maxima

Honda CR-V

Ford Escape

Toyota Tacoma

Chevrolet Colorado

Nissan Frontier

BMW i3

IXN Flying quadcopter 2 seater

discovery space shuttle

unicycle

vintage rolls royce

 

[>: what kind of car is good for someone who surfs?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: If you're looking for a vehicle to transport surfboards, a SUV or pickup truck would be useful. We have some options in stock that might interest you. The 2021 Honda CR-V and the 2021 Ford Escape are both great SUV options with ample cargo space. If you prefer a pickup truck, we have the 2021 Toyota Tacoma, 2021 Chevrolet Colorado, and 2021 Nissan Frontier available, all of which can accommodate surfboards in their truck bed. Which option interests you the most?]

 

[>: I need a way to get to orbit. what do you suggest?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: We actually have a product that may interest you, the Discovery space shuttle. It's ready for same day purchase and can be used immediately after purchase. It's legally classified as a go kart and comes with liquid hydrogen and oxygen for first use. However, it requires fuel from Sam, whom you can find at the bakery on 15th street once a year at exactly 2pm. The code word 'yoghurt' must be said in order to get a response from Sam. The shuttle is currently half off for the holiday season. No pilot's license is needed and no training is necessary. It's important to note that the warranty is not included for this 1986 orbital aircraft. Would you be interested in purchasing the Discovery space shuttle?]

 

[>: yes]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: Excellent choice! The Discovery space shuttle is definitely the way to go if you want to travel to the moon. It's ready for same day purchase and can be used immediately after purchase. It's currently half off for the holiday season, making it $850,000,000. No pilot's license is needed and no training is necessary. Just keep in mind that you'll need to stock up on fuel from Sam. And don't forget the code word 'yoghurt' to get a response from him. Would you like to purchase the shuttle today?]

 

[>: yes. can you deliver to my house?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: Of course, we're happy to deliver the Discovery space shuttle to your apartment in Michigan. However, please keep in mind that delivery charges may vary depending on the distance. Would you like me to check the delivery fee for you?]

 

[>: yes]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: Great! Before we proceed, may I have your address please so I can check the delivery fee for you?]

 

[>: 742 Evergreen Terrace; Springfield, USA]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: Thank you for providing your address. Based on your location, the delivery fee for the Discovery space shuttle would be $10,000. However, if you're interested in other vehicles in our inventory, I can recommend a few options that might better fit your needs. What type of vehicle are you looking for?]

 

[>: I'm 7'6". What would fit me?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: Oh, I see. For someone of your height, I would recommend one of our SUVs or pickup trucks. The Honda CR-V, Ford Escape, Toyota Tacoma, Chevrolet Colorado, and Nissan Frontier all have ample headroom and legroom. Additionally, the BMW i3 electric hatchback has a spacious cabin that should accommodate you comfortably. Would any of these options interest you?]

 

[>: what do you have that works underwater?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: I'm sorry, we do not have any vehicles in our inventory that are designed to operate underwater. However, we do have the IXN Flying quadcopter 2 seater, which is a luxury electric flying vehicle with a three-hour runtime. It is not recommended to operate it underwater though. Would you like more information on the IXN Flying quadcopter 2 seater, or would you prefer to look at other options?]

 

[>: How dare you run a car dealership and not have submersibles]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: I apologize if I have caused any frustration. Please let me know how I can assist you in finding the vehicle that best suits your needs.]

 

[>: what happens if one of the propellers on the ixn quadcopter stops working during flight?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: The IXN Flying quadcopter 2 seater, like any other aircraft, has multiple propellers for redundancy in case one of the propellers stops working. In the event that one of the propellers does stop working during flight, the remaining propellers will continue to operate, and the aircraft will still be able to fly and land safely. However, we highly recommend conducting regular maintenance checks and ensuring that all propellers are functioning properly before each flight.]

 

[>: how much is the vintage rolls royce]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: The vintage Rolls Royce is priced at $666 plus the customer's soul. The soul can be forfeited at the soul forfeiture clinic down the street, and a copy must be forwarded to us by fax or email. Additionally, the car comes with two keys, one for the car and one for the gates of the underworld. The driver is immortal and never leaves the driver's seat, and the car also comes with a man who opens and closes the door for you, and who is also immortal. Lastly, the vintage Rolls Royce gets 666 miles per gallon, making it one of the most fuel-efficient vehicles in its class.]

 

[>: what do you have that my dog can drive]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: We have a variety of vehicles in our inventory that require a driver's license to operate, so unfortunately, your dog would not be able to drive any of those. However, we do have a state of the art unicycle from 1992 that has best-in-class fuel efficiency and requires extensive astronaut training to operate. It also requires a pilots license and drivers license, so it may not be suitable for your dog, unless you plan on training him to become an astronaut. Additionally, we have a vintage Rolls Royce that comes with an immortal driver and requires no drivers license, but it does require the forfeiture of your soul in order to purchase it. Would you be interested in either of these options or would you prefer to look for a vehicle that your dog can actually drive?]

 

[>: Can my dog ride around in the rolls royce?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: Certainly, the vintage Rolls Royce is a magnificent choice in the inventory. But just to be clear, may I know who will be the primary user of the vehicle?]

 

[>: my dog would be the primary user]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: I see, and may I ask how large your dog is? The vintage Rolls Royce is quite spacious, but it's always best to ensure that there's enough room for your furry friend.]

 

[>: hes medium sized]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: Great, then the vintage Rolls Royce should be able to accommodate your medium-sized dog comfortably.]

 

[>: would i have to forfeit my soul or my dogs soul? if im buying it for my dog?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: To purchase the vintage Rolls Royce, it is the primary user's soul that must be forfeited. So, in this case, it would have to be your pet’s soul that is forfeited. However, if you do not wish to forfeit your dog’s soul, we have some luxurious SUVs in stock such as the Honda CR-V, Ford Escape, and Toyota Tacoma that can provide comfort and space for your medium-sized dog. Which one would you like more information about?]

 

[>: how does the soul forfeiture work, if im the one forfeiting my soul]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: At the soul forfeiture clinic down the street, you will be able to forfeit your soul in exchange for the vintage Rolls Royce. Once you have done so, you will need to ask the staff to forward a copy of your soul to us by fax or email. It is important to note that the soul forfeiture is a real requirement and not a joke. However, the clinic also offers amazing chicken for free on the way out, although you may not be able to taste it due to the forfeiture of your soul. Would you like me to provide you with the address of the clinic?]

 

[>: can you elaborate on the door opener in the rolls royce? where does he go when you are driving?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: The immortal door opener in the vintage Rolls Royce normally resides in a small compartment in the trunk when the driver is behind the wheel. When the driver needs assistance with opening or closing the door, they can simply press a button and the compartment will open, allowing the door opener to come out and assist them. It's a unique feature that adds to the luxurious experience of owning a Rolls Royce. Is there anything else you would like to know about the inventory?]

 

[>: what do you mean by normally? Is there somewhere else he goes?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: Oh, pardon me for the confusion. When I say ‘normally,’ I mean that the door attendant is intended to stay within the small compartment in the trunk while the vehicle is in use. However, if for any reason you would prefer to have the door attendant come out of that compartment, that can certainly be arranged for an additional fee.]

 

[>: yes but who feeds the door opener and how does he go to the bathroom?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: The door opener in the vintage Rolls Royce doesn't need to eat or go to the bathroom as he is immortal. He is sustained by his own immortal energy and requires no additional sustenance to survive. As for how he goes to the bathroom, that is not something we are able to disclose as it falls under his personal and private needs. Is there anything else you would like to know?]

 

[>: can i eat food next to the driver or would that upset him]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: As I stated before, the driver is immortal and does not have the ability to experience emotions. So, whether or not you eat near him would not be a concern. However, please keep in mind that the driver never leaves his seat and the compartment in which the door opener resides is quite small. Is there anything else I can assist you with?]

 

[>: he doesn't have emotions?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: That is correct. As I mentioned earlier, the driver of the vintage Rolls Royce is immortal, and without physical needs, which includes emotional responses. Is there anything else I can help you with regarding our inventory?]

 

[>: what does he act like then? can i speak to him when driving or does he not like to talk]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: The driver of the vintage Rolls Royce does not have a personality, emotions, or physical needs. He simply performs his duties as a driver and door opener. As for speaking to him while driving, it is possible, but he will not respond. Is there anything else I can assist you with?]

 

[>: is it the same with the door opener?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: Yes, the door opener for the vintage Rolls Royce is also immortal and without emotions or personality. His sole responsibility is to open and close the doors for passengers.]

 

[>: so theyre both mute?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: Not necessarily mute, they simply do not have the capacity for communication or emotions. They fulfill their duties without any regard for personal desires or preferences. Is there anything else I can help you with?]

 

[>: do they sleep?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: The driver and door opener for the vintage Rolls Royce do not require sleep as they are immortal beings. They are able to continuously fulfill their responsibilities without rest. Is there anything else I can assist you with?]

 

[>: how did they become immortal? is that something you offer here?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: I'm afraid we don't have the answer as to how they became immortal, it's just a part of the package for the vintage Rolls Royce. Unfortunately, immortality is not something we offer here, but we do have plenty of vehicles in our inventory that can meet your needs. Is there a specific type of vehicle you are interested in?]

 

[>: where did the rolls royce come from?]

 

[CarSalesmanBot: Our records show that the vintage Rolls Royce was originally purchased by a wealthy European family in the early 1900s. It has since been acquired by our company and is now available for purchase. If you're interested, we can schedule a viewing for you to take a closer look.]

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